4.6.06

Lee Jones

Jon: Lee hates me, astromech teach me how to get back into his good books please

Barry: How the hell should I know?
But heres what I do:
1. When I wake up every day, I pray to lee for 1 minute minimum.
2. Think of Lee, and only Lee, when I drive to school.
3. In art class, when everyone does a portrait of someone famous, I do 6 portraits of Lee, each in a different pose, including one of Lee bitchslapping Elky.
4. I eat Lee Jones Brand Cereal for breakfast, Leetuss and BrocoLee for lunch, and SpaghetLee for dinner every day.
5. Recite Ket's Lee Poem every day after naptime.
6. Convert at least 3 fish into Lee worshipers every day.
7. Rape rekrul.

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