SNG report
15+1 SNG at stars.
Donks at the table with me:
do09 - boobhead
buhda50 - spiritual donkey
blego151 - dipshit
Phantomtt - retard
crusher327 - fatass
Jayyyyyyyy - cool pink floyd tightass
Faideth - fag hellokitty user
mikeettl - noob
I don't know anything about the players, pretty much. I played with Jayyyy earlier in the day, and he's really bad with push/folding. He's really tight, and luckily, he's right in front of me. I won't be getting pushed too much in this SNG.
So, first hand of matter. Spiritual donkey raises preflop, the noob reraises and they get it allin. Noob shows AKs and Spiritual donkey shows jacks. Spiritual donkey takes it home, and the noob is out of the game. I'm at 1345 chips, having taken a few flops with pocket pairs.
A few hands later, I pick up K8o UTG. I fold it. Surprise.
Jay is still keeping quiet, although he has 1660 chips. I do hope to take them away from him.
On my other tables, I catch kings, and have someone allin on my blind at 10/20. I double up.
On our feature table, I catch Q6o in the BB, and the BT raises. I fold. Man, I am disciplined.
Blinds are now 50/100 and I have 1345 chips. Still nothing happening. I roll my thumbs, nothing going on. Pink Floyd is good.
On one of my other tables, one of the guy's avatars is ZeeJustin; I die a little inside and return to observing our feature table. These newbs are still donkin' it up.
At blinds 50/100 and 1195 chips, I pick up A4o on the BT. Everyone else has folded, and I decide to pull a move on the two donks behind me; I push. At the moment of writing this, I see some fucking retard call me with A9s; he's got me covered. I get no respect at these stakes. I'm deciding what to do with this fucking writeup now. Should I switch to one of my other tables? He's got A9hh and the flop comes with two hearts. By some miraculous chance, I catch a four on the turn, and dodge a 9 and a heart on the river. I now have 2440 chips at 75/150 blinds. I rock.
For the record, the push wasn't great. However, it wasn't bad. I was kind of counting on the blinds being tight, and since their stacks were relatively average, I didn't think they'd be willing to take a flip.
Karma is a bitch, though, and a few hands later I pick KK up UTG. Blinds 75/150 with a 2400 stack. I raise it up to 400. Fatass, right behind me, goes allin. I installcall once everyone folds. Fatass shows AQ catches an ace on the river. I'm back down to where I was.
Blinds now 100/200 and I miss a push because of a misclick. The push I missed was QTo in CO with 1200 at blinds 100/200.
Everyone is raising around me, and I can't catch a push. Same thing on all my other tables. I'm down to like 5BB everywhere at 100/200. Can't catch a push for the life of me.
Blinds 100/200, and I can't find a pushable hand. I've got 900 UTG+1, and basically one more round to find a pushable hand. 92o doesn't fit the criteria. 32s neither. I find myself on the BB with 56s and 660 in chips. I have to call a push from an UTG+1 pusher. I lose the race vs AK, and I'm out.
Back to another table. It's three-handed, and I pushed some hand into aces, and won with a straight.
Hand of importance #1: I have Q4o in the BB. BT calls, and flop comes 356 with two diamonds. I push, and take down the pot. I didn't push preflop because he was kinda loose, and I have much more fold equity on the flop.
#2: I'm on the BT and find myself with K7o and 2400 chips. I gotta push this.
The guy to my right is very aggressive, always raising my blind. I'll find a nice hand against him one day. Blinds are tiny, though, and so I don't really need to worry myself yet. I've got 2500 chips at 100/200/25.
#3: I find 99 on the BT with 2400 chips. I can't really take a flop with this: prestopush.
Blinds 200/400 finally come. Let the pushing begin.
First hand on the BT at 200/400, I find jacks. Some guy calls me with A3s. Flop is 379, turn Q, river T. I'm safe, and now have a 5k stack. Immediately the next hand, I find AJo on the BB, and the SB (aggro guy to my right) raises me. I push it in, and he instamucks.
Hand after that, I find xx on the SB vs the shortie's t1400. Gotta push with any two.
I push again next hand with KJs and the shortie calls me with Q9o. He catches a 9, and he is back again. We've got fairly even stacks.
The aggro player to the right me keeps pushing. It's annoying, but that's usually what I do, so I can't complain. I'm pushing any two against the shortie. I push 34o and get called by K7o. Flop is 469, turn Q and river J. I come out the victor. This was a prestoeasypush, if anyone is wondering.
First hand of the HU, I push Q9o against the aggro player. Unfortunately, he finds K8o, calls me, and wins. I've now got 2k left, which ain't no good.
Blinds now 300/600. I've got 1400 after posting the BB. I find J7, aggro pushes into me, I instacall (you gotta), and I'm up against 64s. He catches a 4 and I'm out 2nd.
Donks at the table with me:
do09 - boobhead
buhda50 - spiritual donkey
blego151 - dipshit
Phantomtt - retard
crusher327 - fatass
Jayyyyyyyy - cool pink floyd tightass
Faideth - fag hellokitty user
mikeettl - noob
I don't know anything about the players, pretty much. I played with Jayyyy earlier in the day, and he's really bad with push/folding. He's really tight, and luckily, he's right in front of me. I won't be getting pushed too much in this SNG.
So, first hand of matter. Spiritual donkey raises preflop, the noob reraises and they get it allin. Noob shows AKs and Spiritual donkey shows jacks. Spiritual donkey takes it home, and the noob is out of the game. I'm at 1345 chips, having taken a few flops with pocket pairs.
A few hands later, I pick up K8o UTG. I fold it. Surprise.
Jay is still keeping quiet, although he has 1660 chips. I do hope to take them away from him.
On my other tables, I catch kings, and have someone allin on my blind at 10/20. I double up.
On our feature table, I catch Q6o in the BB, and the BT raises. I fold. Man, I am disciplined.
Blinds are now 50/100 and I have 1345 chips. Still nothing happening. I roll my thumbs, nothing going on. Pink Floyd is good.
On one of my other tables, one of the guy's avatars is ZeeJustin; I die a little inside and return to observing our feature table. These newbs are still donkin' it up.
At blinds 50/100 and 1195 chips, I pick up A4o on the BT. Everyone else has folded, and I decide to pull a move on the two donks behind me; I push. At the moment of writing this, I see some fucking retard call me with A9s; he's got me covered. I get no respect at these stakes. I'm deciding what to do with this fucking writeup now. Should I switch to one of my other tables? He's got A9hh and the flop comes with two hearts. By some miraculous chance, I catch a four on the turn, and dodge a 9 and a heart on the river. I now have 2440 chips at 75/150 blinds. I rock.
For the record, the push wasn't great. However, it wasn't bad. I was kind of counting on the blinds being tight, and since their stacks were relatively average, I didn't think they'd be willing to take a flip.
Karma is a bitch, though, and a few hands later I pick KK up UTG. Blinds 75/150 with a 2400 stack. I raise it up to 400. Fatass, right behind me, goes allin. I installcall once everyone folds. Fatass shows AQ catches an ace on the river. I'm back down to where I was.
Blinds now 100/200 and I miss a push because of a misclick. The push I missed was QTo in CO with 1200 at blinds 100/200.
Everyone is raising around me, and I can't catch a push. Same thing on all my other tables. I'm down to like 5BB everywhere at 100/200. Can't catch a push for the life of me.
Blinds 100/200, and I can't find a pushable hand. I've got 900 UTG+1, and basically one more round to find a pushable hand. 92o doesn't fit the criteria. 32s neither. I find myself on the BB with 56s and 660 in chips. I have to call a push from an UTG+1 pusher. I lose the race vs AK, and I'm out.
Back to another table. It's three-handed, and I pushed some hand into aces, and won with a straight.
Hand of importance #1: I have Q4o in the BB. BT calls, and flop comes 356 with two diamonds. I push, and take down the pot. I didn't push preflop because he was kinda loose, and I have much more fold equity on the flop.
#2: I'm on the BT and find myself with K7o and 2400 chips. I gotta push this.
The guy to my right is very aggressive, always raising my blind. I'll find a nice hand against him one day. Blinds are tiny, though, and so I don't really need to worry myself yet. I've got 2500 chips at 100/200/25.
#3: I find 99 on the BT with 2400 chips. I can't really take a flop with this: prestopush.
Blinds 200/400 finally come. Let the pushing begin.
First hand on the BT at 200/400, I find jacks. Some guy calls me with A3s. Flop is 379, turn Q, river T. I'm safe, and now have a 5k stack. Immediately the next hand, I find AJo on the BB, and the SB (aggro guy to my right) raises me. I push it in, and he instamucks.
Hand after that, I find xx on the SB vs the shortie's t1400. Gotta push with any two.
I push again next hand with KJs and the shortie calls me with Q9o. He catches a 9, and he is back again. We've got fairly even stacks.
The aggro player to the right me keeps pushing. It's annoying, but that's usually what I do, so I can't complain. I'm pushing any two against the shortie. I push 34o and get called by K7o. Flop is 469, turn Q and river J. I come out the victor. This was a prestoeasypush, if anyone is wondering.
First hand of the HU, I push Q9o against the aggro player. Unfortunately, he finds K8o, calls me, and wins. I've now got 2k left, which ain't no good.
Blinds now 300/600. I've got 1400 after posting the BB. I find J7, aggro pushes into me, I instacall (you gotta), and I'm up against 64s. He catches a 4 and I'm out 2nd.
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